An acquaintance of mine, Mr. Saurabh Khadke, Second year student at IIM-A, has come out with what he calls 'loserisms'. Well, the name explains it all. All proverbs, anecdotes, allegories are for born winners, Khadke writes for proverbial losers (Group - B people). For more information on Group - B, Murphy's Law and Loserisms please visit the page of Loservilla at FB.
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Khadke's Loserisms #10: "To know how deep the water is, you have to dive in...you can also throw in the guy next to you"
Khadke's Loserisms #9: "Money cant buy you everything...but it sure does help in the amount of bargaining you have to do"
Khadke's Loserisms #8: "When the going gets tough, you need to get going.....going somewhere it isnt that tough"
Khadke's Loserisms #7: "Be selfless when helping others....but also be selfish when working for yourself"
Khadke's Loserisms #6: "When you give advice do it with a spoon of sugar, and when you take it...no dont take it"
Khadke's Loserisms #5: "To be SUCCESSFUL...dream big...to DREAM big...keep sleeping"
Khadke's Loserisms #4: "Everything happens for the good...yes..but not for your good loser!!"
Khadke's Loserisms #3: "Practice makes you perfect....well yeah...makes you a perfect clown who can't do shit"
Khadke's Loserisms #2: "If you've missed twice, its better you give up. 'Third time lucky' is a myth you don't wanna trust"
Khadke's Loserisms #1 : "Having the experience of losing is better than having no experience at all.......NOT!!!"
4 comments:
loserism 2 and 3 top the list...if i had the privilage of judging the author i wud place him in a in low aspiration and high capability box in a 2 x 2 matrix of aspirations(lo high) and capability (lo high)...a real loser to the core..m exaggerating a bit to just prove my point..:D
shiva
Loved #2.
Already practice #10
and today formulated a new one after the mess experience:
If people leave ur market for better propositions, then simply hike the price and pretend to be niche !!!
:D
wow, can't believe i wrote these so long back. They still ring true!
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