Friday, August 20, 2010

Loservilla... Khadke Style

An acquaintance of mine, Mr. Saurabh Khadke, Second year student at IIM-A, has come out with what he calls 'loserisms'. Well, the name explains it all. All proverbs, anecdotes, allegories are for born winners, Khadke writes for proverbial losers (Group - B people). For more information on Group - B, Murphy's Law and Loserisms please visit the page of Loservilla at FB.

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Khadke's Loserisms ‎#10: "To know how deep the water is, you have to dive in...you can also throw in the guy next to you"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#9: "Money cant buy you everything...but it sure does help in the amount of bargaining you have to do"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#8: "When the going gets tough, you need to get going.....going somewhere it isnt that tough"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#7: "Be selfless when helping others....but also be selfish when working for yourself"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#6: "When you give advice do it with a spoon of sugar, and when you take it...no dont take it"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#5: "To be SUCCESSFUL...dream big...to DREAM big...keep sleeping"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#4: "Everything happens for the good...yes..but not for your good loser!!"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#3: "Practice makes you perfect....well yeah...makes you a perfect clown who can't do shit"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#2: "If you've missed twice, its better you give up. 'Third time lucky' is a myth you don't wanna trust"

Khadke's Loserisms ‎#1 : "Having the experience of losing is better than having no experience at all.......NOT!!!"

4 comments:

Shiva Mohan Saran said...

loserism 2 and 3 top the list...if i had the privilage of judging the author i wud place him in a in low aspiration and high capability box in a 2 x 2 matrix of aspirations(lo high) and capability (lo high)...a real loser to the core..m exaggerating a bit to just prove my point..:D

shiva

Sakshi said...

Loved #2.
Already practice #10

and today formulated a new one after the mess experience:

If people leave ur market for better propositions, then simply hike the price and pretend to be niche !!!
:D

AKA IceFrost said...
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Saurabh Khadke said...

wow, can't believe i wrote these so long back. They still ring true!